Apathy on Demand

Are you fed up of feeling sorry?
Or feeling sad?
Or just feeling anything at all?
Introducing

APATHY on demand. All the time.

FROM DEAD CORP LIMITED ®

Overview

AGHAST 6® works by suppressing mineralocorticoid receptors in the prefrontal cortex, therefore removing any annoying urge to understand what othersare feeling. In high doses, AGHAST 6® can completely remove your capacity to feel anything.

Taken in regular doses, AGHAST 6® renders the user practically immune to thepressures of modern life. Great for increasing productivity in the workplace,and even better at eradicating almost all pointless social interaction. Donʼt justtake our word for it, hear from just a few of our millions of satisfied customers below.

TESTIMONIALS

‘AGHAST 6® really changed my life. I no longer worry about ignoring the homeless guy on my way to work, it just comes naturally to me now. Iʼve even been tempted to give him a good kicking. I mean come on, get a job buddy.ʼ

TARQUIN, 46

‘I used to get so down every time I picked up a newspaper or turned on thenews. Now I just do not care. At all! Thank you AGHAST 6®ʼ

MELODY, 27

‘Working as a debt collector Iʼm often burdened with sob stories which used to be difficult to deal with. A friend recommended AGHAST 6® and I have honestly never looked back. Now I find it so easy to clear peopleʼs belongings. I evicted a 94 year old deaf blind woman just last week! Thank you AGHAST 6® and DEADCORP®

GARY, 31

THE PRODUCT

AGHAST 6® has undergone rigorous testing at DEADCORP®ʼs world renowned research facility. Full reports are yet to be published but you can take our word for it, they were mostly positive.

100%

people that tried AGHAST 6® reported almost instant apathy.

100%

of users reported some side effects.

100%

of users said they would recommend AGHAST 6® to a friend or family member.

Aparthy on demand. All the time.